Disclaimer - this is NOT me!
This will be short. And I can't believe I'm even telling you. It's very embarrassing. But I haven't shaved my legs in about three weeks. I know. It's gross. You see, we have one bathroom. We have six adults temporarily living in our home (3 adult children and one spouse, plus, of course, me and my husband). That means six showers a day. Not to mention Little Boy. He takes a bath every night. Our hot water heater tries to keep up. Sometimes successfully, sometimes not. I, being the very considerate person that I am, try to get in and out as quickly as possible because I know there is always someone waiting . . . or a dishwasher that needs to be turned on . . . or laundry that needs to be done. All of this takes water. Hot water. So I do the most important things - - like washing hair and body. And I tell myself that I will come back in later to shave my legs. Later hasn't happened in three weeks. It's a good thing I'm not a swimsuit model.
And the only reason I tell you this is because I lay awake a lot of the night thinking about it. It's just gross. And really uncomfortable. I don't know how those European women do it.
So, tonight I will be selfish. I will take ten extra minutes in the bathroom . . . and I will shave my legs. I am woman. Hear me roar - probably because I feel like a wild animal.