Tuesday, May 29, 2012

My Adventure With The Creepy Looking 8-Legged Mutant-Faced Things

I'm sure you didn't miss me, but I've been gone for a few days.  

Last Saturday I was unwillingly guided to a cave-like place by a little, creepy looking, hairless creature.   He left me there.   Total abandonment.  I thought we were friends, or at least had a mutual respect, but I guess not.  I didn't know where I was or how to get out. When I was trying to figure my way out, I was attacked by a giant, disgusting eight-legged freak of nature.  I tried to get away, but it was too fast and too big.  It pierced me with its pincer-like tentacles and paralyzed me.   While I lay there, rendered helpless, it wrapped me in a cocoon and left me there, lying on the floor of the cave, while it went and looked for more prey, I guess.   Laying there helpless, wrapped up tight and unable to move or speak, three horrid, big, mutant-faced "things" came and found me.  They spoke with some sort of weird accent.  They poked at me and I guess they figured I was dead.  They picked me up and took me up to where they lived.   They dumped me on the floor and talked about how they should eat me.  I was certain I was to be their dinner.   Just as I was about to give up hope of ever getting out alive . . . in came my best and most loyal friend ever . . . and he saved me.   And then we found our way home.

And here I am.  I am back.

19 comments:

  1. That was some nightmare....must be the heat and humidity that is frying our brains and sending these weird messages.

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  2. Jeez that was scary!!!!! I thought maybe that spider from the other day came back and took you as it's prisoner!

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  3. Oh, you poor thing! What a horrifying experience!

    . . . . my preeeecious . . .

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  4. So glad you made your way back! What an adventure it was!!!

    betty

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  5. Oh my! Sounds like quite the adventure! We're glad you're back safe and sound..

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  6. Thank goodness for loyal friends!

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  7. Ewww on any legged creepy things, and hoping you didn't get injured.

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  8. scary stuff--i have dreams like this!

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  9. Glad to have you out of the spider web and back into the "real" web! I have tagged you in a little blog-tag, to welcome you back to blogland. If you are inclined, you can find it here: http://mylifeincontradictions.blogspot.com/2012/05/im-it-blog-tag-anyone.html

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  10. Yikes! What a nightmare. :)

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  11. I believe I saw this movie and it was very scary. Gave me awful nightmares. I am sure the *reality* was even worse. My answer to everything is therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.

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  12. I had Lord of the Rings in my head the whole time. I also thought maybe you had a really high fever and you were having hallucinations or something. Welcome back.

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  13. Eeeeeeeeeeeek!

    Glad to see that you are back and not missing any appendages!

    LuLu~*xoxo

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  14. I'll have whatever you had ... clearly it stirs the imagination

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  15. Yay you're back and all in one piece! Hopefully you're here to stay! :D

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  16. the mention of creepy crawlies and the hair on the back of my neck stands up!

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