Confession time. I think I discovered something about myself this morning. Actually, if truth be known, I think I've known it all along, but have been in denial. I'm just to the point now where I can verbalize it. I'M WEIRD! "Yes!", my children are shouting. "Finally, she admits it!!"
The reason (okay, ONE of the reasons) I say this is because I find myself thinking such bizaare and random thoughts when showering. Here's a sampling.
Am I the ONLY one who knows how to put the toilet paper roll on the toilet paper holder thingy???
How come when a guy doesn't shave for a week he looks sexy. How come when I don't shave my legs for a week I look like Big Foot and NOBODY finds it sexy?? So not fair.
Why can a guy shave his face and, again, it's sexy? Yet, a woman has to use facial hair remover while hiding so no one can see her and it is SO NOT SEXY?? Again, so not fair.
How come when a woman drives the speed limit she is a bad driver???
I wonder if Izzy has little doggy parties while we're at work?
Maybe it's normal to think weird thoughts while in the shower. Maybe I'm not really weird at all. Maybe the sky is really green. Maybe chocolate is really good for you. Maybe this is all a dream.