Tuesday, December 13, 2011
The Case of the Missing Keys
Okay, I have actual proof now that there are spirits around us . . . and they are sneaky . . . or playful . . . or thieves!
My husband and I were ready to walk out the door this morning and . . . his keys were missing! Oh ya! No way they could have been misplaced or lost - it had to be those sneaky/playful/thieving spirits! Man! They've always been so easy to live with before, never causing any trouble - - we never even noticed that they were there. But they've made their presence perfectly clear now - - they stole (or hid) my husband's keys! Those rascals!
Seriously. We looked everywhere - - they were nowhere . . . at least nowhere that we could see. It had to be our household spirits! And, come to think of it . . . it had to be them the last time I thought I had "misplaced" my purse, and the time I thought I had lost my shoe (just one shoe - I had the other - but you can't walk around with one shoe). I looked everywhere for my purse and for my shoe, I was frantic (about the purse, not the shoe). Then, it seemed all of a sudden, my purse showed up in a place I just knew I had already looked. Hmmmm. And my shoe appeared at the back of my closet (I never put my shoes at the back of my closet when I throw them in). Very suspicious.
So, there you have it. If you didn't believe before, here is proof positive - - spirits are mingling among us! And the next time you "misplace" your keys or wallet or your baby's binkie . . . or anything . . . think about it. Did you really misplace it? Or are your household spirits just playing with you??!!
Oh, and we never did find those car keys. So, if you are out on the road some time and see a car seemingly driving itself, don't worry . . . you're not going mad.