Say What?

Typical text conversation between my daughter and me - -

In less than 2 hours my time i can say see you tomorrow!
        Yea!   But it has to be MY time
My time is sooner
        Your time is lamer
My time is so much cooler than your time.  My time can kick your time's butt.
        Whatever
K IS FOR POTASSIUM
        Bananas are potassium
Therefore banana is K
        Whatever
BANANA
         K
Potassium
         Possum
         Dead Possum
Road kill.   Just got off the phone with Elizabeth.
         That's not nice to call her road kill.

Our own special language to say "I love you and thank you for being my daughter/mother."

Huh?  What'd you say?