Oh Crud! Here they come! No, they're still three houses away. Hurry! Turn out the lights! Close the curtains! Turn off the TV! What? I KNOW it's the Final Four, but do you want them to think we're home?! Okay fine. Just mute it then, but make sure they can't see the TV through the cracks in the curtains! Oh! What if they saw the pizza man leave?! They'll know we're here for sure. Nothing we can do about that. Just cross your fingers they weren't paying attention. Oh, and the dog! Shut her up! No, wait! Let her bark . . . that might convince them we're not here. Man! They're almost at the front door! Ssssh!! Quick! Get down! Ouch!! Get off my head! I think I'm bleeding! You're so dramatic!! Ssssh!
Mom? Dad? Anybody home? Oh, there you are. What are you doing on the floor behind the couch? Did you lose something?
Oh Crud! We forgot the kids had keys.