I feel like a schizophrenic (is that how you spell it? Part of me says yes, the other part says no, so I'm just going for it).
My personality is fine. I think. Or I should say I only have one. I think. I guess, depending on if I come home to a dirty kitchen, or if some moron cuts me off (which never really happens) while driving home (the drive home is only like 3 minutes), you could say my personality "changes." But it's very temporary, not really schizophrenic. I can control it. Really, I can. It's my body, the outer shell, that's schizophrenic (whatever). I feel like I could slice from the top of my head straight down the middle of me and I'd have two separate bodies, totally different from each other. I have the "good" side and the "bad" side. The good side (the left side) feels normal, healthy, no problemas there. The bad side (the right side) is a totally different story. My head aches. My neck feels strained. The muscles are sore. I need a half body massage. I need to lay down in a very very hot hot tub, on my right side only. I need to take half an aspirin. Or four halves, which is really two. Oh heck, how about half a bottle?!
I need to find a physician who can check out half my body. Maybe he'll only charge me half of his usual fee.
Random thoughts of a girl who used to try to fit in the box. Then I realized that boxes are stupid. Except this box, the one above. It's really pretty.
Not sure, but it sounds like you would need a whole body massage still!
ReplyDeleteJust thinking about it is making me sleepy and relaxed :)
Deletehaha i think we all are maybe half normal, if even that--you let me know if you find a doctor who will do that ;)
ReplyDeleteI definitely will, Lynn!
DeleteNever felt like that, but I have been called a half-wit so...
ReplyDeleteHalf wit, half normal - - kind of the same thing, huh?
DeleteLOL I think you need to relax and breathe and let both sides even out!!
ReplyDeleteI think I need a new pillow :)
DeleteToo funny! Good luck finding a half-price doctor!
ReplyDeleteNot much hope there, I'm afraid :)
DeleteBeing a "south-paw" myself, I am not at all surprised to hear that your "good" side is the left side. As for halfs (haves?) I have been known to be referred to as a real wit: a half-wit, but a wit nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteYou are very witty, Mark. A whole wit, I would say :)
DeleteSorry you're having 1/2 issues. Each side of our body represents male and female and at the moment I can't remember which is which! :) Go get a massage; that'll feel better at the moment anyway.
ReplyDeleteYou know I'm going to have to google that now, Sharon! I know the brain has two sides, but the body, too? Hmmm. interesting.
DeleteI'm half-inclined to think you could use half a bottle of something you're wholly not supposed to drink. tee hee. You know I can't help myself, right? The elevator doesn't go all the way up. I do hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteIf you feel like this for very long, then you should see a full price doctor and get checked out, seriously. Probably you have a pulled muscle in your neck and that is throwing things out of kilter.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could get shock therapy on the left side of your brain? =0)
ReplyDeletebetter 1/2 than 1/1 , no?
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