I feel like a schizophrenic (is that how you spell it? Part of me says yes, the other part says no, so I'm just going for it).
My personality is fine. I think. Or I should say I only have one. I think. I guess, depending on if I come home to a dirty kitchen, or if some moron cuts me off (which never really happens) while driving home (the drive home is only like 3 minutes), you could say my personality "changes." But it's very temporary, not really schizophrenic. I can control it. Really, I can. It's my body, the outer shell, that's schizophrenic (whatever). I feel like I could slice from the top of my head straight down the middle of me and I'd have two separate bodies, totally different from each other. I have the "good" side and the "bad" side. The good side (the left side) feels normal, healthy, no problemas there. The bad side (the right side) is a totally different story. My head aches. My neck feels strained. The muscles are sore. I need a half body massage. I need to lay down in a very very hot hot tub, on my right side only. I need to take half an aspirin. Or four halves, which is really two. Oh heck, how about half a bottle?!
I need to find a physician who can check out half my body. Maybe he'll only charge me half of his usual fee.