Friday, December 7, 2012

Untitled Because I Have No Brain


Alright, so I've been sitting here at my desk all day long . . . staring at the computer with glazed over eyes . . . trying to figure out what to write.  I feel like a zombie.  Well, if I actually knew what a zombie feels like then that is what I think I feel like.   Are those things on I Am Legend zombies?   Maybe not, because technically they're not dead yet.   Zombies have already died, right?  And come back to "life"??  Anyway, I think I feel like one.   A zombie, that is. 

All I really want to do is go home, put on some sweats, grab a blanket, lay down on the couch, turn on the tv and then put myself into a drug-induced 12 hour coma.   The dog can sit on me, my husband can steal my blanket and turn on ESPN when he gets home.   I don't care.  He can even sit on me with the dog.  I just don't care.  If the drugs are good enough, I won't feel or hear a thing. 

Problem is --  I still have two hours to go.   These are going to be the most unproductive, useless, "why am I here?" two hours in history.  Although, I guess if I'm being honest, it's going to be hard to top the first six most unproductive, useless hours in history.  

  


24 comments:

  1. Still have the crud huh? Do you get weekends off? TGIF if you do. Get well soon.

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  2. Why didn't you call in sick? :( I hope you feel better!

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    1. We get 5 days a year and I am all out until January :)

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  3. Aw, hope you're starting to feel better.

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  4. I'm sorry you're not well ... here, have some virtual chicken soup, good for what ails you!

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    1. Chicken soup actually sounds really good right now :)

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  5. I hope things start to get better for you.

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  6. Oh, I feel you. I hope you feel better soon.

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  7. Hey, I've been staring at the computer with a glaze over my eyes, too! Does that mean I'm a zombie? LOL!

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    1. If your kids look at you and scream then you're a zombie :)

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  8. The vision of your husband and your dog both sitting on you made me smile.. :) I hope you're feeling better Miss Judy. Hugs from Michigan. :)

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  9. I hope you're feeling better, Judy! Being sick sucks. :-(
    Hugs!

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    1. I don't even have the benefit of losing my appetite :(

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  10. how is it by now, Judy?
    certainly better
    if it can be any consolation (and I know it is not) I am stuck in atlanta airport for hours and hours... first flight cancelled, was trying to make it back to belgium after my mohter in law s funeral
    most unproductive hours ever for me
    anni

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  11. I'm sorry about your mother-in-law, Anni. I hope you eventually made it out of Atlanta :)

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  12. I hope your weekend was filled with sweat-pants-couch-blanket-laziness.

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    1. It sure was - - I could use another 2 or 3 days like that!

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