So, I opened up my email account this morning like I always do, only this time I actually looked at my junk mail before I deleted it all. Mind you, I didn't OPEN my junk mail, I just checked out the subject lines. Among them . . .
"You Can Beat Alcoholism" - - I have never had a drink in my life. Now, if it had said, "You Can Beat Sugar Addiction" or "You Can Beat TV Addiction" or "You Can Beat Michael Phelps at the 200", I might have been interested. But, as put, I don't think so.
"Toe Nail Fungus Treatment" - - two junk mails on that one. I think I've mentioned before that I don't have the most attractive feet. But last time I looked, I didn't see any fungus growing. But maybe I should just save that one . . . just in case. You never know when that creepy fungus is going to attack.
"Grow a big package today" - - and I don't think they were talking about FedEx. I have never met a man named Judy but I have heard of a boy named Sue.
"BEST PRICE ON ALL DRUGS" - - that just sounds wrong.
No wonder it's called junk mail.