I need a happy pill. And, no, not an "illegal" happy pill. Never ever those. I'm talking about the bottles of pills that are in stores like Spencers or sometimes greeting card stores. They are candies bottled to look like prescription drugs. For all occasions. I want one of those bottles with the happy pills - "take 2 if you want to be ecstatically, hysterically, blissfully, eternally happy." Those pills.
That's it. Just a happy pill.